Today I judged the English competition and recorded some amazing quotes for your reading pleasure. Here we go:
"If you want a cool, handsome guy with lots of money, then do your best, but don't go to a fortune teller."
"When I lied about piano lessons, my parents beat me so hard with a bamboo stick that I cried until I couldn't open my eyes. You should have seen my face."
"I know lying is wrong, but it's the only way I'm alive."
"Family is one of the best noises."
"If I make my sister upset, then maybe I will die."
"Fortune tellers are lazy, smart liars."
"I play video games where I shoot my friends in the head, but look at me, I'm very gentle."
"I was so shocked that I felt like someone hit me in the head with a ten ton ax."
"Let me ask you a question, have you ever been to a fortune teller? If your answer was 'yes', then that is your mistake."
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why all the fortune tellers? are these essays?
i love "family is one of the best noises". so true.
hey trista- i just recently realized you had a blog and am going back and reading all the old posts - this one is so funny (mostly- some of it is sad, of course). i judged that english competition too and it brought back memories. i wish i had recorded some of the students' quotes too. they said the darndest things! lol
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